They said it was just a fad. That it would come and go like poker did. Well, I have news for you people, I still play beer pong every weekend and play poker as much, if not more often!

Today we will focus on the ultimate beer pong game: Strip Beer Pong!

It can be said that I am not exactly single. I’m almost 40 so I think it would look odd if I hung out around the college dorms looking for hotties to play strip beer pong with. During the summer months I might get lucky if one breaks out at the river… but that is about it.

But it doesn’t have to be. At Party All Star the girls don’t mind if dirty old men like you and I gawk at their nakedness. In fact, they’d feel sad if we didn’t exist. They’d have to go back to waitressing and let’s be honest, getting naked on the Internet is so much more fun and pays so much better!

Party All Star features videos and picture sets in HD. Everything can be one-click downloaded. The girls range from professionals to brand new girls looking to get into the industry. Each girl does several picture sets and several videos!

Along with your Party All Star access you get access to the solo sites of the girls above! Misty Gates is my personal fav. So petite and spunky, I swear she can knock 10 years off of your age and really brighten even the most gloomy of Mondays!

Ever been to New Orleans? I guess Mardi Gras is a happening party to be at with chicks flashing their tits all over the place. I haven’t been there, but then I don’t actually have to go when I can enjoy the all of the flashing from right here in my office chair!

GND Party Girls goes to the parties so you don’t have to. No spending cash on flights and sleeping in flee-bag hotels! You get all of the perks and none of the STDs! Win-win!

Actually, make that Win-win-win-win-win-win-win because you also get all of the other Girl Next Door sites with one password! Along with GND Party Girls you get GND Beach Videos, GND Models, GND Candids and solo sites like GND Kayla, GND Amy and more!

Take the GND Party Girls tour and check the join page!

This reminds me of my high school and military days, the Formula to getting pussy: Find location and have party, invite girls you want to bang and tell them it is free, get lots of liquor, get those girls to drink said liquor.  Trashed Girlfriends, now you get the pussy.  There are good and bad things about this strategy, good you get to bang a sweet little tattooed chick like this one, the bad is you also have to bang that thing next to her.

Now this formula is meant for guys who are a little on the shy side or look like the elephant man.  Chicks always trust these type of guys, because you are so sweet.  The good thing is when they get drunk they look to you as long as Troy the quarterback for the football team isn’t there, note to self, do not invite Troy from the football team to the party.  So now you are cleared to have fun with your very sexy Trashed Girlfriends.

Now for my shy friends, once you get over the shyness you are allowed to take out the words free to the girls you want to bang, they are now willing to bring the liquor because the want to bang you too and this is their excuse.  Trashed Girlfriends now get to say oh my god I can’t believe I hooked up with ?, I was so trashed.  Now for my Elephant Man friends, please get a great job and make a lot of money, you will need it.  Also, don’t use a condom, impregnate the world and take vengeance by filling the world with people as ugly as you. 

It is a rare occasion when a site nails down a name so well as the folks at Drunk Attention Whores have done. The site focuses on coeds that become total sluts once you add alcohol. The kind of slut that wants all of the attention no matter how skanky it makes her look.

Granted, not all of the girls are in situation where they look like total skanks. The girls above actually look quite hot. Who wouldn’t want to Jello wrestle these two hotties?

The majority of the content at Drunk Attention Whores contains coeds that have surpassed their personal limit for alcohol consumption. These girls are at the point where shame fades away and anything goes.

Drunk Attention Whores is part of a three site network. Each site contains candid photos, as well as, self shot content. There are as many as eight updates a week across the board.

The sites have a growing archive of homemade (or dorm room made) porn that is plenty worth the price of admission. Take the recurring option and get each site for less than $9 each. Then cancel and your membership will still be good until the end of the month.

Happy stroking!

I have found my dream home and I actually found it on a site called NudeBeachHouse.com

Who doesn’t love going to the beach during the summer? Now imagine staying there in some pimped out house that is guaranteed to get you laid. That is right this is not your mom and dad’s beach house it’s the ultimate party house. They have XXX fun at these houses. They have houses in St. Martin, South Beach and even Cancun.

Imagine the pussy you would get if you lived in one of the Nude Beach Houses. Just take a look at the picture above, that is just a normal day at one of the houses. When was the last time you had this happen at your house? Never right, that’s what I thought.

The cool thing about  NudeBeachHouse.com is you get all the action of house with having to make the mortgage payment. For only 1 dollar a day you get to see the same hot beach whores you would see if you owned the house. There is also a bigger advantage to joining NudeBeachHouse.com and that is that you get access to 14 other sites for free when you become a member.

 
I am a big fan of chicks doing wet-tshirt contests. I think it is hilarious that chicks ditch their parents while they go to college and try to become independent. And how do these drunk bitches become independent? By taking their shirts off and making out. Basically doing the same shit they will be trying to protect their own daughters from in 20 years.

Party Hard Whores is more than just a title for a web site. It is a command ordering drunk chicks everywhere to shed their bras and embrace…. uhh… embrace… each other! And, kiss! Show your mom and dad they are not the boss of you! lol

If you keep your camera rolling long enough and Party Hard Whores does, you will get some footage of an 8.5 or even a 9 flashing her pierced nipples!

 
Alcohol works in mysterious ways, man!

If you are tired of the bullshit sites that fail to deliver you need to get a password for PartyHardWhores.com. You get daily updates and with Spring Break in full effect you are sure to have the freshest footage available.

Drunk chicks in bikinis, out of bikinis, girls kissing and sucking nipples, couch dancing one another, licking each other… This is what college vacations are all about!

No more sitting on the sidelines, man, get a pass and be a part of the action!