This reminds me of my high school and military days, the Formula to getting pussy: Find location and have party, invite girls you want to bang and tell them it is free, get lots of liquor, get those girls to drink said liquor.  Trashed Girlfriends, now you get the pussy.  There are good and bad things about this strategy, good you get to bang a sweet little tattooed chick like this one, the bad is you also have to bang that thing next to her.

Now this formula is meant for guys who are a little on the shy side or look like the elephant man.  Chicks always trust these type of guys, because you are so sweet.  The good thing is when they get drunk they look to you as long as Troy the quarterback for the football team isn’t there, note to self, do not invite Troy from the football team to the party.  So now you are cleared to have fun with your very sexy Trashed Girlfriends.

Now for my shy friends, once you get over the shyness you are allowed to take out the words free to the girls you want to bang, they are now willing to bring the liquor because the want to bang you too and this is their excuse.  Trashed Girlfriends now get to say oh my god I can’t believe I hooked up with ?, I was so trashed.  Now for my Elephant Man friends, please get a great job and make a lot of money, you will need it.  Also, don’t use a condom, impregnate the world and take vengeance by filling the world with people as ugly as you. 

It is a rare occasion when a site nails down a name so well as the folks at Drunk Attention Whores have done. The site focuses on coeds that become total sluts once you add alcohol. The kind of slut that wants all of the attention no matter how skanky it makes her look.

Granted, not all of the girls are in situation where they look like total skanks. The girls above actually look quite hot. Who wouldn’t want to Jello wrestle these two hotties?

The majority of the content at Drunk Attention Whores contains coeds that have surpassed their personal limit for alcohol consumption. These girls are at the point where shame fades away and anything goes.

Drunk Attention Whores is part of a three site network. Each site contains candid photos, as well as, self shot content. There are as many as eight updates a week across the board.

The sites have a growing archive of homemade (or dorm room made) porn that is plenty worth the price of admission. Take the recurring option and get each site for less than $9 each. Then cancel and your membership will still be good until the end of the month.

Happy stroking!

I have found my dream home and I actually found it on a site called NudeBeachHouse.com

Who doesn’t love going to the beach during the summer? Now imagine staying there in some pimped out house that is guaranteed to get you laid. That is right this is not your mom and dad’s beach house it’s the ultimate party house. They have XXX fun at these houses. They have houses in St. Martin, South Beach and even Cancun.

Imagine the pussy you would get if you lived in one of the Nude Beach Houses. Just take a look at the picture above, that is just a normal day at one of the houses. When was the last time you had this happen at your house? Never right, that’s what I thought.

The cool thing about  NudeBeachHouse.com is you get all the action of house with having to make the mortgage payment. For only 1 dollar a day you get to see the same hot beach whores you would see if you owned the house. There is also a bigger advantage to joining NudeBeachHouse.com and that is that you get access to 14 other sites for free when you become a member.

I love Spring Break. So many chicks just waiting to take their tops off and some of them are willing to go completely naked! These two babes are from a wet-tshirt contest at our hotel. I am the one sitting to the left.

There must have been twenty chicks jumping at the chance to win $500. Not enough to pay for their college books, but plenty enough to pay for their Spring Break trip. They actually had to turn away about twenty more chicks vying for the money.

When I take amateur pics at these kinds of events I upload them to my favorite candid pics web site, CandidOgraphy.com. The place is loaded with candid beach pics, Spring Break pics and party girls getting drunk and stupid.

Along with pics they also have videos too.

I don’t have to pay to view the pics at CandidOgraphy because I post pics there, but you don’t have to be a photographer to be a member of CandidOgraphy. They recently opened it up to the public for a monthly fee. Now everyone can enjoy what I have been enjoying for the past four years.

During their four years of existence CandidOgraphy has collected what I consider to be the world’s largest collection of candid beach photography every assembled.

Anyone that likes girls in bikinis or wants to experience Spring Break without leaving home needs a pass to CandidOgraphy!

 
I am a big fan of chicks doing wet-tshirt contests. I think it is hilarious that chicks ditch their parents while they go to college and try to become independent. And how do these drunk bitches become independent? By taking their shirts off and making out. Basically doing the same shit they will be trying to protect their own daughters from in 20 years.

Party Hard Whores is more than just a title for a web site. It is a command ordering drunk chicks everywhere to shed their bras and embrace…. uhh… embrace… each other! And, kiss! Show your mom and dad they are not the boss of you! lol

If you keep your camera rolling long enough and Party Hard Whores does, you will get some footage of an 8.5 or even a 9 flashing her pierced nipples!

 
Alcohol works in mysterious ways, man!

If you are tired of the bullshit sites that fail to deliver you need to get a password for PartyHardWhores.com. You get daily updates and with Spring Break in full effect you are sure to have the freshest footage available.

Drunk chicks in bikinis, out of bikinis, girls kissing and sucking nipples, couch dancing one another, licking each other… This is what college vacations are all about!

No more sitting on the sidelines, man, get a pass and be a part of the action!

Springbreak is almost here. Time to charge the camera batteries, gut the cell phone and switch those guts with the guts of a small camera. The girls at the beach won’t know what hit em!

I’m sorry, do I sound like a pervert? Well, that is how things go during spring break. In addition to the camera I will be booking a room that over looks the pool. I will be stocking the coolers full of beer and Jager and I will be bringing the airbrush.

Air brush? Do you want to get the hot chicks to come to you? You need to have an airbrush. You don’t need to know how to paint. Just need to point and shoot. Charge $5 to spray some of the hottest babes outside of the pages of Playboy down with suntan oil. There is no better job in the world. Set up some video cameras looking up at the girl and down at the girl. Strange how much a girl exposes herself. Even stranger how much you pick up when watching in slow motion.

Body Painters Tip: Set the airbrush to a very low setting. That way it takes several slow methodical coats to fully cover her body giving you plenty of viewing time.

While you cannot see my footage since I don’t have model releases you can see something very close to it at NonNudeGirls.org! Sure there are tons of sites out there where the chicks go all the way, but there is something to be said about the modest ones. Usually what is being said about them is that they are fucking hot!

Along with Spring Break and beach candids they also have sports! Everything from volleyball to cheerleaders. I have to say, I have yet to find a volleyball player that isn’t hot as fuck. Sure, there are some butter faces, but their bodies are always cock slamming good.

Everything at Non Nude Girls is categorized so you can find what you are looking for pretty fast. There are both picture and movie galleries sorted into races, hair colors, sports, candid styles (like hand bras and sleeping beauties (for the truly perverted)) and more.

Much of the content is user contributed. So when they say candid they mean real beach candid photos. Updates come in not just daily but hourly, especially when Springbreak goes full swing. Then you get 1000′s of amateur photos and videos arriving by the minute.

Who knows… perhaps this year you might even see some of my Non Nude Girls there