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College Wild Parties Etiquette – First, scope out some skank from the cheerleading squad and get her fucked up drunk. If she isn’t drinking fast enough you may need to illicit help from a friend (doesn’t have to be a trusted friend). One of you can feed her beer while the other is pouring another round.
Next, after she is exhibiting signs of having a good buzz, you and your untrustworthy buddy should lift up her skirt and show off her ass to the rest of the team. If she isn’t having fun, add more beer. If she is having fun, encourage her to flash her boobs (remember the camera, extra film and batteries).
Finally when she is fuckered and has no idea what she is doing, you and your buddy should tag team her. One of you should always keep a cock in play. That meens if you are tagging out, you should leave your cock in her orifice until your buddy is firmly seated into another orifice.
Variations to these rules would be that both you and your buddy can each fuck an orifice at the same time or even share the same orifice. She might whimper a bit, but who really gives a fuck? You and your buddy can also share her with other members of the team or other drunk cheerleaders.
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Lets face it kids, the rules are always changing with the times and it is important to study so you can always be on your toes. This network password is the only password you will ever need!
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So Christina Aguilera has a new album coming out…guess that would explain her tastefully posing in the buff for the June issue of Gentleman’s Quarterly.
