How many episodes of The Simple Life did I watch before I realized that it doesn’t matter which one is stupider, Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie, they are both hot and I’d fuck em if they’d let me and that is all that matters!

My girlfriend thinks Paris Hilton is ugly like a duck. Not sure where she got that idea from… Just look at her. She is blonde, cute face, tight body and she is loaded with money. Shit, she was loaded with money even before she made any herself.

Probably the hottest thing about Paris Hilton is that she simply just doesn’t give a fuck what people think about her. Perhaps that is why my girlfriend thinks she is ugly. She doesn’t want me to be at a night club in West Hollywood and happen to see her when she is in a flashing mood!

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