This reminds me of my high school and military days, the Formula to getting pussy: Find location and have party, invite girls you want to bang and tell them it is free, get lots of liquor, get those girls to drink said liquor.  Trashed Girlfriends, now you get the pussy.  There are good and bad things about this strategy, good you get to bang a sweet little tattooed chick like this one, the bad is you also have to bang that thing next to her.

Now this formula is meant for guys who are a little on the shy side or look like the elephant man.  Chicks always trust these type of guys, because you are so sweet.  The good thing is when they get drunk they look to you as long as Troy the quarterback for the football team isn’t there, note to self, do not invite Troy from the football team to the party.  So now you are cleared to have fun with your very sexy Trashed Girlfriends.

Now for my shy friends, once you get over the shyness you are allowed to take out the words free to the girls you want to bang, they are now willing to bring the liquor because the want to bang you too and this is their excuse.  Trashed Girlfriends now get to say oh my god I can’t believe I hooked up with ?, I was so trashed.  Now for my Elephant Man friends, please get a great job and make a lot of money, you will need it.  Also, don’t use a condom, impregnate the world and take vengeance by filling the world with people as ugly as you. 

What do you think,tie to switch to Miller Lite?  Typically a Coors Light man myself but I like these mountains better.  I’d like to tap those rockies.

Much can be said bout Alcohol, but only one point is both valid and matters.  It makes Trashed Girlfriends do this.  I rest my case, alcohol must be good, because the titties I am looking at are all good.

This could be a classic example of but her, her body is bangin but her face don’t matter.  Who gives a damn if this chick is ugly, it late were both drunk and look at those titties.  Trashed Girlfriends brings you 1000’s of Trashed Girlfriends, either ready to or just getting fucked.

I have to say. I really enjoyed my last year of high school and all of the Trashed Girlfriends. You know the drill. Since your girlfriend is a senior and legally an adult she thinks she knows it all. Like some fairy came by and waived a wand and all of a sudden your girlfriend can handle her liquor – NOT!

At Trashed Girlfriends you get daily updates of hot teens and college coeds getting crazy stupid because they can’t handle their alcohol. The perfect definition of a Skank if I ever saw one.

All of the content is broken down so you can surf what you are looking for. Categories like Spring Break, Wet T-Shirt Contests, College Coed Parties, Sorority Parties, Solo Drunks Sluts, etc will have you spewing in your shorts!

This isn’t one of those staged sites where everything is supposedly reality. These girls and their ex-boyfriends send this shit in on a daily basis. So much content they often have to close the join form for the later part of the day!

Don’t have a girlfriend? No problem. You can watch my Trashed Girlfriend stick a Corona bottle up her crotch.

Both holes!

Crazy Bitch!